Our Drinks
PRESCRIPTIONS
(OUR SIGNATURE COCKTAILS)
Cherry Limeade
$13.00
House-infused cherry vodka, fresh lime juice, cherry simple syrup, soda water
Briar Patch
$12.00
Marionberry whiskey, lemon juice, blackberry simple syrup, soda water
Mango Madness
$14.00
Cazadores blanco tequila, mango, passionfruit, pineapple, fresh lime juice, Tajin rim
The Snoop
$13.00
Bombay Sapphire gin, peach iced tea syrup, lemon juice, house-made ginger syrup
Vitamin B
$13.00
The Pharmacy’s spin on a French 75 - Blue butterfly flower-infused Aviation gin, sparkling wine, lemon juice, simple syrup
Saturn’s Return
$14.00
Lunazul blanco tequila, passion fruit, orgeat, lemon, and a Banhez mezcal float (Allergen warning: Almond)
Bee’s Teats
$13.00
It's the tits! Butterfly flower-infused Aviation gin, lemon, honey simple, and lavender bitters
Espress Yo’self
$13.00
A prescription-strength espresso martini with vodka, Kahlua, and cold brew coffee
Penicillin Martini
$13.00
Vodka, ginger liqueur, lemon juice, honey syrup
Shark Bite
$12.00
A spicy margarita featuring house-infused jalapeño tequila, ginger liqueur, fresh lime juice and Tajin rim
The Pharmacy Spritz
$14.00
Aperol, sparking white wine, jasmine syrup, lemon juice
OVER THE COUNTER
(CLASSIC COCKTAILS WITH A TWIST)
Toga Party
$14.00
Tanqueray gin, house-made elderflower syrup, cucumber, lime, club soda
Vintage Cure
$14.00
Cocoa-infused Old Overholt rye whiskey, house-made chai simple syrup, cardamom bitters, orange zest and cherry garnish
Gone Guava
$14.00
Vodka, guava puree, ginger ale, lime juice, dash of bitters
El Medico
$16.00
Espolòn Reposado, Union El Viejo mezcal, jasmine simple, chocolate chilli bitters
Climate Change
$13.00
Light and dark rum, passion fruit puree, OJ, pomegranate syrup, lime juice
Portland Frog
$13.00
Earl grey infused vodka, almond-coconut creamer, honey, orange bitters
DOUBLE DOSE
(SHOT COMBOS)
First Aid Kit
$10.00
A shot of Four Roses Bourbon with a PBR
Drugstore Cowboy
$11.00
A shot of Cazadores tequila with rotating Mexican beer
The Slapshot
$10.00
A shot of Crown Royal with a Rainier
The Chicago Handshake
$11.00
A shot of Malort (yeah that's right) and a High Life
The Band Aid
$6.00
An Underberg with a 10 oz pour of draft lager
PLACEBO EFFECT
(DELICIOUS NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES)
Light Linen
$8.00
Cucumber, lime, house-made elderflower syrup, topped with cucumber mint CBD soda
Blackberry Kicker
$5.00
Blackberry syrup, lemon juice, fire tincture, club soda
Give Me Guava, or Give Me Death!
$7.00
Guava puree, lime juice, ginger syrup, club soda
Passionfruit Sanity
$7.00
Passion fruit puree, mango juice, pineapple juice, lime, dash of club soda
The Bitter Heart
$9.00
Pathfinder, grapefruit juice, ginger ale
The Rocky Flintstone
$4.00
Peach iced tea, jasmine simple syrup, lemon juice
The Pathfinder
$9.00
The best non-alcoholic spirit to relieve malaise & ennui
Orange Kiss
$7.00
Tastes like weekends at the mall- OJ, passion fruit coconut-almond cream, vanilla
The Not-Toddy
$9.00
Pathfinder N/A spirit, cinnamon-honey syrup, lemon juice, hot water
N/A BOTTLES AND CANS
(MORE DELICIOUS NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES)
Athletic Brewing Free Wave Hazy IPA
$5.00
Best Day Kölsch
$5.00
Guinness Zero
$6.00
Michelob Ultra Zero
$3.50
CBD Sodas
$6.00
Your choice of Wyld blackberry or raspberry, APRCH cucumber-mint
MIND-ALTERING THC
(IT’S LEGAL, WE SWEAR)
Ask your bartender to zhuzh it up
A Rotating Selection of THC sodas
$12.00
THC sodas are fast-acting, low-calorie, and alcohol-free beverages infused with hemp-derived cannabinoids, offering a social "buzz" or relaxation without hangovers.
...AND EVERYTHING ELSE
Soda
$3.00
Juice
$4.00
Club Soda & Bitters
$2.00
Coldbrew
$5.00
Redbull
$5.00